March 5, 2007

Sex, drugs and Rock "n" roll!

I' ve blacked out,had seizures,had my stomach pumped. They
took me to hospital in New Orleans once and i came round to
find this guy on his hands and knees by the side of my bed going,
"Psstt, are you Ozzy Osbourne?Are you dying? I said,"i don't know".
He said , "Before you go, can you give me yout autograph?" And shoves this
piece of paper into my hand. No respect, these fuckers.

Ozzy Osbourne

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